Wedding anniversary quotes
Here you'll find some lovely wedding anniversary quotes
written by famous persons like Barbara Streisand, George Bernard Shaw,
Henny Youngman, ...
A. P. Herbert - Wedding poem
The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
Alan King - Ruby Anniversary poetryIf you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Ambrose Bierce - 25th AnniversaryBride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Aristotle - Paper Anniversary wishesLove is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Barbara Streisand - 15th Wedding quotesWhy does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she marrieµd?
Benjamin Disraeli - Wooden Anniversary PoemsIt destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.
Benjamin Franklin - Tin Anniversary PoetryWhere there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Bette Davis - 60th WeddingI'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
Beverly Nichols - Daimond Anniversary VersesMarriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
Billy Connolly - Crystal Anniversary QuoteMarriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Billy Sunday - China Wedding PoemsTry praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
Brendan Behan - Ruby Anniversary PoemThe big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Charles Caleb Colton - 5th Wedding giftMarriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
Charlotte Bronte - Paper Anniversary IdeasI have now been married ten years... I am my husband's life as fully as he is mine... To talk to each other is but a more animated and an audible thinking.
Chinese Proverb - 1st AnniversaryMarried couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.
Dean Stanley - 25th Wedding PoemsA happy marriage is a new beginning of life, a new starting point for happiness and usefulness.
Doug Larson - Tin Anniversary VersesMore marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Douglas Jerrold - 10th Anniversary HaikuIn all of the wedding cake, hope is the sweetest of plums.
Dr. Jeremy Taylor - 15th Wedding HaikuMarriage is the mother of the world and preserves kingdoms, and fills cities, and churches, and heaven itself.
Elbert Hubbard - Wooden Anniversary ¨PoetryNever get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning - China poemsTwo human loves make one divine.
Emily Bronte - Crystal wishesWhatever souls are made of, his and mine are the same.
Friedrich Halm - Parents Anniversary PoemsTwo souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.
G. Macdonald - First AnniversaryThere is one ace which you can still see the same, through all the shadows which years have gathered upon it.
George Bernard Shaw - Free Anniversary PoemsMarriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
George Chapman - Love Anniversary PoetryMarriage is ever made by destiny.
George Jessel - Short Wedding PoemsMarriage is a mistake every man should make.
Germaine Greer - Marriage PoemsA successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Gilbert K. Chesterton - Funny Anniversary PoemMarriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Grace Hansen - Grandpartens WeddingA wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
Groucho Marx - Daimond WeddingPolitics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
H. L. Mencken - Golden Anniversary GiftsA man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
Hans Margolius - Wedding PoemsOne man by himself is nothing. Two people who belong together make a world.
Heinrich Heine - Anniversary PoemThe Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.
Helen Gahagan - First Anniversary HaikuWhen a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place.
Helen Rowland - 5th Wedding wishesA husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
Henny Youngman - Husband Anniversary Poem
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Herbert Spencer - Free Wedding PoetryMarriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage".
Homer - 50th WeddingThere is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
Honore de Balza - 25th AnniversaryOne should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul. c
Irwin Corey - Pearl AnniversaryMarriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
Isadora Duncan - Crystal WeddingAny intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
James C. Dobson - Ruby AnniversaryDon't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
James H. Boren - Wooden Anniversary Poems A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
Jean Kerr - Marriage PoetryBeing divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
Jean Rostand - China poemsNever feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
Joey Adams - Daimond HaikuA psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - 50th CelebrationThe sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through all eternity.
John Steinbeck - 25th CelebrationA journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
Joseph Barth - Paper WeddingMarriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Joseph Campbell - Wedding giftsWhen you make a sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.
Joseph Joubert - Anniversary giftsOnly choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
Josh Billings - Happy BirthdayMarrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
Judith Viorst - Special Birthday PoemsOne advantage of marriage it seems to me is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
Kahlil Gibran - Free Anniversary PoemYou were born together, and together you shall be for evermore....but let there be spaces in your togetherness. And let the winds of the heavens dance between you.
Katharine Hepburn - 10th Wedding PoetryIf you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Lao Tzu - 30th Anniversary VersesTo love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
Lee Grant - 40th Wedding PoemsI've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
Leo Tolstoy - 40th AnniversaryThe goal of our life should not be to find joy in marriage, but to bring more love and truth into the world.
Lord Byron - 25th AnniversaryI have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
Lyndon B. Johnson - 60 Wedding verseI have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Mae West - 50th Wedding giftHe's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Marilyn Monroe - 40th Anniversary CardBefore marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Mark Twain - 25th Anniversary CardLove seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
Martin Luther - First Anniversary PoemLet the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
Michel de Montaigne - 10th Wedding HaikuA good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.
Mignon McLaughlin - Special Anniversary PoemsIf you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
Millicent Carey McIntosh - Year Anniversary PoemMarriage is a partnership in which each inspire the other, and brings fruition to both of you.
Moliere - 65th AnniversaryLove is often the fruit of marriage.
Ogden Nash - 50th BirthdayTo keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
Oscar Wilde - 25th AnniversaryHow can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
Paul Hornung - 50th WeddingNever get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.
Paul Sweeney - Golden Anniversary PoemA wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
Peter De Vries - Silver Anniversary PoemsThe difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
Prince Philip - First WeddingWhen a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Rainer Maria Rilke - China WeddingA good marriage is that in which each appoints the other guardian of his solitude.
Ralph Waldo Emerson - Crystal Wedding wishesMarriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought.
Raymond Hull - 2nd Anniversary PoemAll marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
Rita Rudner - 1th AnniversaryI love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Robert Anderson - Paper Wedding versesIn every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
Robert Bridges - Tin AnniversaryUnto us all our days are love's anniversaries, each one. In turn hath ripen'd something of our happiness.
Robert Browning - Special AnniversaryGrow old with me! The best is yet to be.
Robert Frost - Inspirational versesIt's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Graves - Funny PoemsMarriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively devalued.
Roy Goodman - Short Anniversary PoemRemember that marriage is a way of travel, not a destination.
Ruby Dee and Ossie Davis - Best Anniversary PoemsThat we arrived at fifty years together is due as much to luck as to love, and a talent for knowing, when we stumble, where to fall, and how to get up again.
Sacha Guitry - Work Anniversary PoemWhen a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sam Keen - 25th Anniversary PoemWe come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
Socrates - 50th Anniversary WishesMy advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Sophia Bush - Love Anniversary VerseMarriage is not about age; it's about finding the right person.
St. Jerome - 20th Anniversary GiftMarriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.
Stephen Leacock - Wooden Wedding PoetryMany a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Thornton Wilder - Tin Anniversary PoemMarriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
Vi Putnam - >Parents Anniversary PoemsThe entire sum of existence is the magic of being needed by just one person.
W. Somerset Maugham - 25th Anniversary CardA man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
William Makepeace Thackeray - 50th Wedding cardTo see an old couple loving each other is the best sight of all.
William Penn - 20th Wedding wishesIn marriage do thou be wise; prefer the person before the money; virtue before beauty; the mind before the body.
William Shakespeare - 5th Anniversary VerseHeaven give you many, many merry days.
Now join hands, and with your hands your hearts.
Zig Ziglar - 20th Anniversary PoetryMany marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
Zsa Zsa Gabor - 15th Wedding Poem
Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.